ODE (SHOULD I SAY OWED?) TO THE NBA
......BIG CONTRACTS, DRUG ABUSE, FLOATERS, CHRONIC INJURIES, NEW RULES, SPOUSAL ABUSE, 18 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRHEADS, DID I SAY DRUG ABUSE?, MARV (DRESS ME IN PINK) ALBERT, THE JORDAN THING PART 3.
WHERE'S PIMP RODMAN AND BACKUP BEEPER BARKLY?
GRIZZLED UNBEATEN IN PRESEASON??? WTF???? OH YEAH.....PRESEASON!
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY AGAIN?
MORE CHALUPA'S!!!
MORE KIDS FOR KEMP?
MORE KICKS FOR KIDD?
WHO IS IN THE MIDDLE IN NEWYORK TY? THE CAMBY MAN CAN!................NAH!
WACKIEST WEIRDEST FINISHES ALWAYS IN JERSEY!
WONDER WHY? ASK MAF!
HOW LONG DO SHAQ AND KOBE WAIT TY?
I'D LIKE TO SEE HIS AIRSHIP TEACH SOME OF THESE PUNKS A FEW THINGS! BUT......TOO MANY PUNKS ON HIS TEAM!
PLAY 48 MINUTES...LEAVE IT ON THE COURT!
SHUT THE F*** UP RASHID....DOUBLE TECH A**WIPE!
I SAID SHUT THE F*** UP AND PLAY BALL YOU OVERPAID WHINING BUNCH OF PANTYWAISTS! SEE MARV!
WHAT THE F*** IS THAT HALO THING DOING ON THAT PIECE OF SH*T ON YOUR SHOULDERS???
LOOK AT ALL THE ANGELS!
CANCEL THE REFS OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS!
OH DAMN...CANCEL THE REFS WHILE YOURE AT IT!
SHUT THE TV OFF FOR ONE MONTH!!!! JUST ONE MONTH. SEND A MESSAGE!
AWWW SH*T!!!
WHEN DO THE GAMES BEGIN???