NCAA BASKETS - Done

Ohara

Well-known member
20-19 -1 +.5* +juice
Thats' it folks, I'm done betting on 19 year olds who have no Basketball IQ
I now have lost three games in the tourney all in the last 1 sec of the game. Yes, last 1 sec.
Alabama -23' winning by 24, opponent has ball and slowly dribbles to behind the three point line. Ala just stand there. Kid hoists a trey and swish at the buzzer ATS loser for me
Cant remember the game, I think it was the first Miami game, winning ATS by a point. Opponent, misses an inconsequential trey with 4 sec on clock, but in the scramble under the basket the opponent decides to foul. Clock reads zero. Oh but wait, the refs need to check the monitor and decide there are .3 sec left. Miami marches down, make two FT's, my dog is a LOSER
And then, I have never ever seen this before......last night. Gonzaga -4 winning by 7. TCU kid hts a trey , now giving me a push with 3 sec on clock. Zags inbound, and stupid TCU kid fouls Zag player with .7 sec left on clock. I'm thinking the gambling gods are paying me back with a winner. Zags kid makes two FT's I now have an ATS cover with .7 sec left on clock. In 99.99% of cases I have seen. Opponent tosses ball in to his buddy, game OVER cuz they dont have a 7 point shot available with .7 left in game.
But NOOOOO. TCU kid rolls the ball into the court and watches it slowly roll down the court. The other 9 players thinking game is over are each giving hi fives, shaking hands etc, while this TCU kid continues to follow the rolling ball. As it crosses half court he reaches down in one motion and fires in a 30 +ft trey to give me the ATS loss. Like who the F does that. No F'n class.
So that's it folks, thanks for listening , I cant handicap stupid kids . See you next fotball season.
 

Chanplay101

Active member
20-19 -1 +.5* +juice
Thats' it folks, I'm done betting on 19 year olds who have no Basketball IQ
I now have lost three games in the tourney all in the last 1 sec of the game. Yes, last 1 sec.
Alabama -23' winning by 24, opponent has ball and slowly dribbles to behind the three point line. Ala just stand there. Kid hoists a trey and swish at the buzzer ATS loser for me
Cant remember the game, I think it was the first Miami game, winning ATS by a point. Opponent, misses an inconsequential trey with 4 sec on clock, but in the scramble under the basket the opponent decides to foul. Clock reads zero. Oh but wait, the refs need to check the monitor and decide there are .3 sec left. Miami marches down, make two FT's, my dog is a LOSER
And then, I have never ever seen this before......last night. Gonzaga -4 winning by 7. TCU kid hts a trey , now giving me a push with 3 sec on clock. Zags inbound, and stupid TCU kid fouls Zag player with .7 sec left on clock. I'm thinking the gambling gods are paying me back with a winner. Zags kid makes two FT's I now have an ATS cover with .7 sec left on clock. In 99.99% of cases I have seen. Opponent tosses ball in to his buddy, game OVER cuz they dont have a 7 point shot available with .7 left in game.
But NOOOOO. TCU kid rolls the ball into the court and watches it slowly roll down the court. The other 9 players thinking game is over are each giving hi fives, shaking hands etc, while this TCU kid continues to follow the rolling ball. As it crosses half court he reaches down in one motion and fires in a 30 +ft trey to give me the ATS loss. Like who the F does that. No F'n class.
So that's it folks, thanks for listening , I cant handicap stupid kids . See you next fotball season.
We're just doing this for fun and entertainment right? Whenever I make a bet I almost expect to lose lol so many bad beats or close games and winning certainly gives you confidence, don't really know where I'm going with this but don't give up 20-19 is pretty good
 

Chanplay101

Active member
We're just doing this for fun and entertainment right? Whenever I make a bet I almost expect to lose lol so many bad beats or close games and winning certainly gives you confidence, don't really know where I'm going with this but don't give up 20-19 is pretty good
I will add if you're losing a lot of money then yeah its time to give up at least for awhile regroup
 

honkytonk

Active member
And don't forget Gonzaga sh*tting the bed and f*cking us in round 1 - up by 20 with a few minutes left and somehow don't cover -14!?

And then lets give a special shoutout to arrogant ASSHAT headcoaches who refuse to make in-game adjustments - a la dipsh*t Tony Bennett for Virginia bedcrapping 5 years ago to UMBC and this years clown Purdue's Matt Painter. These arrogant f*cks think a slow pace makes sense 100% of the time - even though it allows inferior teams to stick around and gain confidence as a game unwinds. These idiot coaches need to take a course in the power of momentum.

Ahh March Madness..
 

Ohara

Well-known member
And don't forget Gonzaga sh*tting the bed and f*cking us in round 1 - up by 20 with a few minutes left and somehow don't cover -14!?

And then lets give a special shoutout to arrogant ASSHAT headcoaches who refuse to make in-game adjustments - a la dipsh*t Tony Bennett for Virginia bedcrapping 5 years ago to UMBC and this years clown Purdue's Matt Painter. These arrogant f*cks think a slow pace makes sense 100% of the time - even though it allows inferior teams to stick around and gain confidence as a game unwinds. These idiot coaches need to take a course in the power of momentum.

Ahh March Madness..
Well Said! Handicapping coaches and no basketball IQ kids is impossible sometimes. I knew I guy once who was very good at handicapping the coaches and it is true that most of them know the spreads and strange things often happen at the end of games especially in college football.
 
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